A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
The Fan fictions
my life seems to depend on this post
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing,…
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
when you think you’re doing good in class and you get your first assignment back
dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough
where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner